John had received a new shirt as a gift from his wife. While he was stepping out of his office with the new shirt, it got stuck somewhere and was torn.

John didn’t know how to break this news with his wife Mary. After thinking about it a bit he called her and said “Honey, I have some good news and some bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?”

Mary asked for the bad news first and John said – “The new shirt you gave me fell on the floor and it is torn now”

Mary asked “Don’t worry about it. We can get another shirt. What’s the good news?”

John said “I was inside the shirt and I didn’t get hurt”

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